whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
fake!married is the best trope and i never tire of it no matter how many are written and how badly they end up being. undercover!married is even better. “we have to lull our adversary into complacency by being as MARRIED AS POSSIBLE.”
accidental, unconscious domesticity and gradual cohabiting more like SIGN ME UP. sign me up for a lifetime membership, even. put it on my damn will. bury me in a casket full of fake!married fanfic.
Natalie Dormer attends the gala screening of The Heat at The Curzon Mayfair on June 13, 2013 in London, England.
(Source: genarowlands)
You're not watching Orphan Black?Let’s change that!
You don’t know what it’s about?
It’ll be an even better surprise!
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
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Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
(Source: lutecely)
It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.
